Blog Crank 2 Redband Trailer January 3, 2009 Stee 9 Comments Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPocketRedditPrint More nonsense? You got it!
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Wow, its like someone went into my head and picked out all the stuff I hated about movies and then filmed it!
Wow, its like someone went into my head and picked out all the stuff I loved about movies and then filmed it!
Oh, sweet Mary. The power of my imagination is no longer needed.
Everything about Crank 2 looks unbelievably stupid and offensive. I cannot wait to see it. Fuck Benjamin Button.
You take one for the team, Skelton.
Let us know if anyone gets porno humped in this one. Trailer seems like it got porno humped, judging from its ‘not there’-edness.
With Crank 2, I think it’s safe to say it’s the viewer that gets porno humped.
BAD BOYS 2 may well be the greatest, most overblown directorial “Fuck you!” to every possible concept of sense, taste, logic and narrative coherence ever put on film.
No other film more represents the adolescent psyche of Michael Bay than this one.
And for the most part it is a glorious thing. Blatant POLICE STORY rip-off and all.
Oops. Wrong thread.
Screw you all.
Whatever. It’s cool to see Jenna Haze take the time in the midst of her hectic 29-film-a-day shooting schedule to be in this flick.