Michael Bay’s Keyboard
Our Terrifying Future
Hindsight
50 Random Megan Fox Warblings
Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)
Bad Timing
Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: Valkyrie (2008)
Awesome:
- Yay! Real WWII airplanes! No CGI cartoons flying around (I think there may have been couple cartoons, but most planes were real).
- Very hard to fuck up costumes when you’re dealing with Nazis. Those guys had “malevolent chic” down like noboby’s business.
- Kenneth Branagh blows his own head off with a hand grenade. Continue reading Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: Valkyrie (2008)