Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)
Bad Timing
Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: Valkyrie (2008)
Awesome:
- Yay! Real WWII airplanes! No CGI cartoons flying around (I think there may have been couple cartoons, but most planes were real).
- Very hard to fuck up costumes when you’re dealing with Nazis. Those guys had “malevolent chic” down like noboby’s business.
- Kenneth Branagh blows his own head off with a hand grenade. Continue reading Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: Valkyrie (2008)
If Only Superman Returns Had Been This Good
(via Everything Is Terrible)
We’re Sheep! We’re On Twitter.
Let’s see how long this lasts. If you’re on there, follow us!
Han Solo, P.I.
Combines two of my favorite things: Han Solo and Magnum P.I. (found via Gizmodo). See entire blog post for comparison video. Continue reading Han Solo, P.I.