TRON Sequel Gets Points For Not Being A Reboot

Plus, it has the original Tron: Bruce FUCKING Boxleitner! AND cranky old Jeff Bridges vs. possibly-evil YOUNG Jeff Bridges Computer Program. And No. 13 from “House M.D.” dressed like a neon porn star from a Stanley Kubrick wet dream.

I don’t know why Disney thought making a big-budget sequel to a nearly 30-year-old movie that was only moderately successful in theaters was a good idea, but my inner 10-year-old kind of wants to return to Flynn’s Arcade even though most everybody else I know either hasn’t seen the original Tron or thinks it’s stupid.

However, my outer 38-year-old is positive the 3D will give me a headache. Fucking Avatar….

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4 Responses to TRON Sequel Gets Points For Not Being A Reboot

  1. Colin says:

    I’ve never seen TRON. Does that make me bad person?

    • Skelton says:

      Absolutely not. Tron is a humongous mess of a movie that has a place in cinema history because of its over-ambitious use of early CGI. However, it holds a special place in the hearts of computer nerds everywhere. It’s just like The Matrix, but shot through a coffee filter taped to a dark blue gel and everyone’s dressed in bike helmets and covered in reflective safety tape. They also throw frisbees at each other. Deadly frisbees.

  2. PDXJeff says:

    The 43 year old in me remembers “Tron’s Arcade” at Disneyland Anaheim the summer after TRON came out. They had special editions of the video games created as tie-in’s for the movie, and were in high gear for the saturation blitz. They almost got it right the first time- TRON was arguably ahead of it’s time yet had pretty much no appeal to younger kids or women- a mistake they’ll no doubt rectify this time around. I think they’ll get it right this timemaking it less philosophical and more like an adrenaline soaked action flick. The 13 year old in me wishes/hopes…

    1. That Wendy Carlos is somehow involved in the soundtrack
    2. They’d go back to TRON 2.0 as the title. It’s way better in the geeky way.

    • Skelton says:

      Too true. Tron was way ahead of its time in marketing tie-in. And I did love the arcade game with that translucent blue joystick. If Tron opened up at the arcade I would even leave an in-progress Journey arcade game to hop on.

      1. No Wendy Carlos on the sequel. Daft Punk is doing the music.
      2. Agreed. Tron 2.0 is a better title. Or they could have gone fully-nerd and called it something like “TR0N 133T P0WN OMG LOL KTHXBAI”
      3. As cautiously optimistic as I am that this will be a decent explodey eye-candy movie, I am concerned at the picture’s apparent lack of Cindy Morgan.

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