Tag Archives: Vampires

MOVIE REVIEW: Haywire, Underworld: Awakening, Contraband

Three Pigs went into Haywire…but only two came out. Forced by fanatics to see two more January releases, Todd and Skelton brave the endurance test of the year in an effort to rescue Falk from his captors. Liam Neeson was … Continue reading

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The Film Pigs Podcast Ep. 18: John Carpenter

What do you have to be thankful for this holiday season? Why, an extended episode of The Film Pigs Podcast, of course! This episode, the Pigs discuss the work of John Carpenter (including why Kurt Russell is awesome and underrated), … Continue reading

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Nic Cage Is A Vampire!

Finally, conclusive proof that Nic Cage is an Otherworldly Beast! On eBay! Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead … Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: Daybreakers (2010)

The Film Pigs go see the always expressionistically consistent Ethan Hawke in a vampire picture about vampires. Who conduct business. And drive Chryslers. Oddly, a movie released in the first week of January somehow isn’t that good. I mean, Todd … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: Twilight (2008)

You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate … Continue reading

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