Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage.
Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like assholes at the Christmas party (translation: Toronto), P2 tells the cautionary tale of why you should never be trapped in a Canadian parking garage with a psychotic killer during the holiday season. But if you are, for God’s sake just have dinner with the guy. ‘Tis the season! (IMDb)
Here are some highlights:
- Silly Elvis Impersonation By Crazy Man: 1
- Amazingly Graphic Crushed To Death By Car Scene: 1
- Stupidly Watertight Elevator: 1
- Dog Stabbing: 1
- Rolls Of Boob Tape: 4,017
TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.
8 thoughts on “Commentary #26 – P2 (2007)”
Fa-la-la-la-laaaa-la-la-la- what the hell is this movie?
Ah, obscurity. I’ll listen as I slave away at the soul-crushing OCDers’ dream (aka WoW) overnight. Beats listening to in-game music! There’s a great plug for the website right there.
I shouldn’t be allowed to type while not fully awake.
Hard to believe that Alexander Aja, the maestro behind HAUTE TENSION and the awesome remake of Wes Craven’s shitty THE HILLS HAVE EYES, was in some way involved with this picture.
Hey, what happened to the Disturbia commentary?
Looks like a few of the commentary entries are borked. I will stop looking at internet porn and investigate.
Currently borked commentary entries:
– Passion of the Christ
Everything else on the site seems to be working fine. In the meantime, I’ve switched the site theme to WordPress default so you can still get to those commentaries through the category page (they show up there).
UPDATE 12:20PM: Looks like it was a permalink issue (translation: I clearly did something wrong). All entries should be working properly now. Happy New Year!
Saw, The Reaping, and Passion of the Christ are also missing.
Another great commentary. If you haven’t heard the news yet, The red band Crank 2 trailer was release, along with shotgun-up-the-ass goodness! http://www.atomicpopcorn.net/crank-2-redband-trailer/
‘Tis the season to be drunk. I know it’s a little late, but I needed to make sure I listened to this. Happy New Year, Film Pigs.
You know, you guys need to get Dan back in for your next commentary. He was great in Hostel! Dunno if you can wrangle him into another HORROR movie one, but…