Tag Archives: DVD Blurbs

Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #8: Rollerball 2002

Posted on September 14, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the Blu-ray case: From the director of Die Hard comes this high-octane thriller that “roars along at a…breakneck pace” (Los Angeles Times)! Starring Chris Klein (American Pie), Jean Reno (Ronin), LL Cool J … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #8: XXX

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the box: Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is a notorious underground thrill-seeker who, until now, has been deemed untouchable by the law. But when crack NSA Agent Gibbons convinces Cage to infiltrate a ruthless Russian crime ring, … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #7: Terminal Velocity

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Todd

What the back of the DVD case says: Dynamic Charlie Sheen (The Three Musketeers, Young Guns, TV’s Spin City) delivers fast-paced excitement to this high-flying action-adventure! Sheen stas as Ditch Brodie, a daredevil skydiving instructor who falls hard when a … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs#6: John Carpenter’s The Thing (Blu-ray)

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the plastic, environmentally irresponsible packaging: Horror-meister John Carpenter (Halloween, Escape From New York) teams Kurt Russell’s outstanding performance with incredible visuals to build this chilling version of the classic The Thing. In the … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs#5: Hard Rain

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the case: Get swept up in the action as Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater, Randy Quaid and Minnie Driver race against time and the elements in this high-energy thrill ride where survival and money … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #4: Gamer

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the DVD: Gerard Butler (300, RocknRolla) stars as Kable, condemned criminal and globally famous super-soldier in the ultimate multiplayer game, “Slayers.” Human controllers direct each though and move of real-life prison inmates battling … Continue reading →

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