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MOVIE REVIEW: The Expendables (2010)

August 15th, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You’re sick! We’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense plot devices involving dream states or rich people in superhero costumes. This guy can blow stuff up for no good reason. That’s what makes him a real man, people. (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Dumb 80s Action Movie

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MOVIE REVIEW: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

March 29th, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs see Hot Tub Time Machine and party like its 1986!

Like those flash-sideways-es on the last season of Lost where the characters live out different lives in a parallel universe, the Film Pigs go to a movie during the daylight, are sober, and enjoy the picture!

Also, it’s revealed that Skelton’s 1996 Honda Civic is like a cork that prevents the smoke monster from destroying all life on earth. Which might explain why he’s got that broken Egyptian statue in his trunk.

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Crispin Glover Performance

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Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: Wrong Turn 2

February 26th, 2010 by Todd

I wasn’t a big fan of the original theatrical release, Wrong Turn. It was okay, I suppose, just a silly rip-off of Texas Chainsaw Massacre that was trying to be as disturbing as that classic, but the inbred mountain folk terrorizing the bland pretties had some rather silly looking prosthetic make-ups and made lots of noises that sounded like seventh-graders making fun of people with Down Syndrome.  (more…)

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call – New Orleans (2009)

December 8th, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs go to the “art house” to see a Herzog picture (IMDb)…but who cares? Steven Seagal is: LAWMAN!

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Best & Worst Nic Cage Performance

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MOVIE REVIEW: Zombieland (2009)

September 26th, 2009 by Film Pigs

Woody! Vomiting zombies! An amazing celebrity cameo! That cute chick from Superbad who sounds like she’s been smoking cigarettes for 20 years! The Film Pigs like another movie. This is getting embarrassing. (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Zombie Picture

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