Tag Archives: Vagina

Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #4: Gamer

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the DVD: Gerard Butler (300, RocknRolla) stars as Kable, condemned criminal and globally famous super-soldier in the ultimate multiplayer game, “Slayers.” Human controllers direct each though and move of real-life prison inmates battling … Continue reading →

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WTF: Avatar Making Depressed People More Depressed

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Skelton

Apparently, some folks are so overwhelmed by the special-effects in Avatar that they find life in the real world more depressing afterwards. Strangely enough, I didn’t feel any different about life in the real world after seeing Avatar. However, since … Continue reading →

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DVD COMMENTARY: Twilight (2008)

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Film Pigs

You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate … Continue reading →

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Straight-to-DVD Corner With Todd: Scary Lady Parts!

Posted on September 5, 2008 by Todd

Here’s a delectable “B” exploitation double feature for you: Trapped Ashes and Teeth.  Both feature female erogenous zones that hunger for human blood.  That’s right!  Even now, in a porn riddled world, sex is still terrifying!  And the most terrifying … Continue reading →

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