Tag Archives: CGI

TRON Sequel Gets Points For Not Being A Reboot

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Skelton

Plus, it has the original Tron: Bruce FUCKING Boxleitner! AND cranky old Jeff Bridges vs. possibly-evil YOUNG Jeff Bridges Computer Program. And No. 13 from “House M.D.” dressed like a neon porn star from a Stanley Kubrick wet dream.

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DVD COMMENTARY: G.I. Joe – The Rise Of Cobra (2009)

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Film Pigs

A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It’s hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is, but with … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar (2009)

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Pigs walk in with medium hopes and emerge as grumpy Smurfs. This one will piss people off. We’re sorryish. (IMDb)

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STILL Better Than Terminator Salvation

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Skelton

Before the blogosphere explodes in the age-old argument of which movie is worse, Terminator 3 or Terminator Salvation, let me state for the record that I think both movies are bad. However, Terminator 3 is watchable-bad (with some highly destructive … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: 2012 (2009)

Posted on November 19, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Pigs see John Cusack destroy the hearts of 20-30something girls everywhere who still see him as Lloyd Dobler as he saves his family from the end of the world by driving a limo very fast and stealing beer from … Continue reading →

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