Tag Archives: Drama

MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar (2009)

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Pigs walk in with medium hopes and emerge as grumpy Smurfs. This one will piss people off. We’re sorryish. (IMDb)

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call – New Orleans (2009)

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs go to the “art house” to see a Herzog picture (IMDb)…but who cares? Steven Seagal is: LAWMAN! Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Best & Worst Nic Cage Performance

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #2: Syriana

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Todd

What the back of the DVD says: Big oil means big money.  Very big money. And that fact unleashes corruption that stretches from Houston to Washington to the Mideast – and ensnares industrialists, princes, spies, politicos, oilfield laborers and terrorists … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs trudge to the cineplex with a vain hope that they will be treated to the Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction Quentin Tarantino but get Death Proof Quentin instead. Nazi-nazi-nazi. Talk-talk-talk. Bore-bore-bore. Explosion. Scalping. Sigh… (IMDb) Featured Film Pigs Listicle: … Continue reading →

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DVD COMMENTARY: Twilight (2008)

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Film Pigs

You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Hurt Locker (2008)

Posted on July 6, 2009 by Film Pigs

Like a sunny day in Seattle or a Today Show with a lucid Willard Scott, the rare event has happened again, the Film Pigs enjoy a movie! If you like your Iraq bomb diffusing movies staring former reality show subjects, … Continue reading →

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