Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line Readings Index

Here’s a handy index of all Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line readings from every single Film Pigs Podcast.

  • EPISODE #72 – TBD
  • EPISODE #71 – Keanu Reeves & Patrick Swayze from POINT BREAK “I am an FBI agent!” (Todd)
  • EPISODE #70 – Wilfred Brimley from HARD TARGET “…Good whiskey makes jack rabbit slap a bear!” (maybe?) (Todd)
  • EPISODE #69 – Lou Diamond Phillips & Avery Brooks from THE BIG HIT “In my house there has been a transgression…” scene. (Skelton)
  • EPISODE #68 – Michael Gross from TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS “I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information…” (Todd)
  • EPISODE #67 – Edwin Hodgeman as Dr. Dealgood from MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME “…dyin’ time’s here…” (Skelton)
  • EPISODE #66 – John Franklin as Issac from CHILDREN OF THE CORN “…Seize him!…” (Todd)
  • EPISODE #65 – Brian Blessed from FLASH GORDON “…flying blind on a rocket cycle?” & “DIVE!” (Skelton)
  • EPISODE #64 – Armand Assante from JUDGE DREDD (Falk)
  • EPISODE #63 – Michael Ironside from SCANNERS “Negative…” (Todd)
  • EPISODE #62 – Richard Libertini from ALL OF ME “Back in bowl!” (Falk)
  • EPISODE #61 – Antonio Banderas from ASSASSINS “No more chit chat.” (Skelton)
  • EPISODE #60 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #59 – John Travolta from BATTLEFIELD EARTH “I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth…”
  • EPISODE #58 – Bill Paxton from TWISTER “You can’t predict it!”
  • EPISODE #57 – Stanley Tucci from THE CORE “And what if the core is made of cheese?”
  • EPISODE #56 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #55 – Musetta Vander from MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION “Too bad…you…will DIE!”
  • EPISODE #54 – Nick Nolte from Ang Lee’s HULK “My cells can transform, too…”
  • EPISODE #53 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #52 – Nic Cage from FACE/OFF, wakes up with no face & prison confrontation with Travolta
  • EPISODE #51 – Sylvester Stallone from BULLET TO THE HEAD “Dedicated to the good men…”
  • EPISODE #50 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #49 – Kevin Spacey from GLENGARRY GLENN ROSS “Will you go to lunch?”
  • EPISODE #48 – Lou Reed from GET CRAZY “It’s a deathbed request…”
  • EPISODE #47 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #46 – Deborah Foreman from MY CHAUFFEUR “Oh, mister, you gotta stop!”
  • EPISODE #45 – Paul Reubens from NICE DREAMS or UP IN SMOKE “I’m sorry I took the money…”
  • EPISODE #44 – Ronald Lacy (Toht) from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK “We…are not thirsty…”
  • EPISODE #43 – Andrew Divoff from TOY SOLDIERS “Anyone who leaves this building will be shot…”
  • EPISODE #42 – Dan Hedeya from JOE VS. THE VOLCANO “Nobody feels good!”
  • EPISODE #41 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #40 – Martin Short from THE BIG PICTURE “Mr. Sussman is my father and he lives in Miami Beach!”
  • EPISODE #39 – Brad Douriff from GRAVEYARD SHIFT “I’ve been dealing with thsese things for more than 20 years…”
  • EPISODE #38 – Bill Murray from SCROOGED “Oh my gosh, does that suck…”
  • EPISODE #37 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #36 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #35 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #34 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #33 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #32 – David Patrick Kelly from THE WARRIORS “Warriors, come out to play…”
  • EPISODE #31 – Clint Eastwood from SUDDEN IMPACT “Listen, punk, to me you’re nothin but dog shit, understand?”
  • EPISODE #30 – Paul Dooley from BREAKING AWAY “Refund? REFUND?!”
  • EPISODE #29 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #28 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #27 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #26 – YOUNG GUNS cast in peyote scene “Butterflies…”
  • EPISODE #25 – Tommy Lee Jones from UNDER SIEGE “Daffy Duck, Porky Pig…”
  • EPISODE #24 – Peter Stomare from THE BIG LEBOWSKI “…I am an expert…”
  • EPISODE #23 – WEIRD SCIENCE cast “Fats man, let me tell you my story, man…”
  • EPISODE #22 – Gary Busey from SURVIVING THE GAME “…a fat little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout…”
  • EPISODE #21 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #20 – High Pike from BLADE RUNNER “All the time, pal…”
  • EPISODE #19 – (none, Bacon episode)
  • EPISODE #18 – Tommy Wiesau from THE ROOM “…oh, hi, Mark…”
  • EPISODE #17 – Donald Plesance “evil” monologue collage from multiple HALLOWEEN movies.
  • EPISODE #16 – Al Matthews from ALIENS “All right sweethearts, whaat are you waiting for, breakfast in bed?”
  • EPISODE #15 – Gary Oldman from THE PROFESSIONAL “Everyone!”
  • EPISODE #14 – Pat Morita from THE KARATE KID “After, after!”
  • EPISODE #13 – Taylor Negron from THE LAST BOY SCOUT “You think you’re so fucking cool…”
  • EPISODE #12 – Al Pacino from HEAT “‘Cause she got a great ass…”
  • EPISODE #11 – Jeff Goldblum from INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS “I’ve never expected metal ships!”
  • EPISODE #10 – Dennis Hopper from BLUE VELVET “…Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
  • EPISODE #9 – Ryan O’Neil from TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE “Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man…”
  • EPISODE #8 – Zak Norman from ROMANCING THE STONE “…you and your sister…can go!”
  • EPISODE #7 – Robert Davi from SHOWGIRLS “Must be weird not having anybody cum on you.”
  • EPISODE #6 – Crispin Glover from THE RIVER’S EDGE “You’re calling me an ingrate?”
  • EPISODE #5 – Donald Moffat from THE THING “…tied to this fucking couch!”
  • EPISODE #4 – Donald Plesance from PUMA MAN “You cannot escape me, Puma Man!”
  • EPISODE #3Darren Ewing from TROLL 2 “They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh, my God!”
  • EPISODE #2 – Keith David from THEY LIVE “…keep prayin’ nobody ever finds you!”
  • EPISODE #1 – Nic Cage from THE WICKER MAN “Not the bees!”